The joke of day 10/08/2011
A completely panicked young woman calls her doctor and says to him:
- Doctor, doctor! I was made bronze in my garden and a bee entered my vagina!
- Ah… good then listen to me, it is necessary to tell your husband to put jam on the sex and to attract the bee towards outside.
- But doctor, my husband is not there!
- In this case, I will have to intervene, do not move Madam, I arrive!
The expert thus goes precipitately in the young woman and sounds with the door. It opens to him, just vêtue of a dressing gown.
Dazzled by the beauty of the young woman, the doctor stammers to him:
- Good… Hello Madam. Give me a pot of jam and will lengthen on the bed.
The young woman gives him the pot, moves towards the room, takes off her dressing gown, lies on the back and draws aside the thighs. The indicator in this position, the doctor has all the sorrows of the world to keep its coolness. It approaches it while trying after a fashion to hide the enormous bump which its trousers make… It opens the pot of jam, but… Submerged by the desire, not being able more to resist his impulses, the doctor nimbly unhooks his trousers, and introduced of a blow his penis into the sex of the young woman and starts to make him love furiously.
- But finally doctor!!! What made you???
- I changed technique Madam! Initially I strike it and then I drown it…
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