The joke of the day
The scene occurs in a Bouddhiste templeThe disciple:
- Very wise and very honourable Master, could you teach me which
IS the difference between a pearl and a woman.
The Master:
- The difference, humble small beetle, it is that YOU can thread one
bead on the two sides, and a woman only on one side.
The disciple (confused):
- But main, shame with me to want to contradict your Himalayan
wisdom, but I intended to say that
certain women let themselves thread on the two sides!
The Master (with a mean smile):
- Then, it is not a woman, it is a pearl .......
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